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    Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it all away from you!
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Sow Green<br/>
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Please declare a list of safe banks in India.<br/><br/>

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    Dear RBI,

    Please declare a list of safe banks in India.

    RBI: We ourselves are not safe!
  • A few lines on Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday...<br/><br/>
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My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!Upload to Facebook
    An honest confession by a husband:
    My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!
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    BJP is likely to win American elections.
    Prime Minister Modi fields Donald Trump for President!
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    If you can learn self control, you can master anything!
  • Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!Upload to Facebook
    Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
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    How to make 1 crore in the stock market?
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  • What I said: Has the dishwasher run?<br/>
What she heard: What do you do here all day while I'm at work?<br/>
So anyway, how much chocolate cake is needed to say `I'm sorry for that thing I didn't say`!Upload to Facebook
    What I said: Has the dishwasher run?
    What she heard: What do you do here all day while I'm at work?
    So anyway, how much chocolate cake is needed to say `I'm sorry for that thing I didn't say`!
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