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So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window! -
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These are of course just round figures! -
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America: Growth rate
Britain: Job creation
Germany: Per capita income
France: Inflation rate
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Upload to Facebook Due to the current Economic conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off! -
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Upload to Facebook We are all a little broken but the last time I checked, broken crayons still colour the same!
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