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Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?
Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos! -
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Fast food is just less wait, but more weight! -
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It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong! -
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BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
#TheMummyReturns -
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Interestingly for the first time in six years nobody is demanding Modi's resignation...
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Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM! -
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You have to be 'ODD' to be number One! -
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In a latest development:
Amit Shah has offered to mediate between the US and North Korea! -
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These lines beautifully sum up the current developments:
"WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES SOUTH, THE TROOPS GO NORTH!" -
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News:
Article 370 will be repealed in J&K
Meanwhile Punjab's property dealers have started setting up their offices there! -
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How to tell if a guy is married:
* Sleeps on a foot and a half at the edge of a king sized bed
* Says "what?" a lot
* Just agrees with everything without hearing the whole proposal
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