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  • Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?<br/>
Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?
    Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos!
  • Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!Upload to Facebook
    Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!
  • It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!Upload to Facebook
    It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!
  • BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?<br/>
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!<br/>
#TheMummyReturnsUpload to Facebook
    BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
    Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
    #TheMummyReturns
  • Interestingly for the first time in six years nobody is demanding Modi's resignation...<br/>
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Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM!Upload to Facebook
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    Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM!
  • You have to be 'ODD' to be number One!Upload to Facebook
    You have to be 'ODD' to be number One!
  • In a latest development:<br/>
Amit Shah has offered to mediate between the US and North Korea!Upload to Facebook
    In a latest development:
    Amit Shah has offered to mediate between the US and North Korea!
  • These lines beautifully sum up the current developments:<br/>
`WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES SOUTH, THE TROOPS GO NORTH!`Upload to Facebook
    These lines beautifully sum up the current developments:
    "WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES SOUTH, THE TROOPS GO NORTH!"
  • News:<br/>
Article 370 will be repealed in J&K<br/>
Meanwhile Punjab's property dealers have started setting up their offices there!Upload to Facebook
    News:
    Article 370 will be repealed in J&K
    Meanwhile Punjab's property dealers have started setting up their offices there!
  • How to tell if a guy is married:<br/>
* Sleeps on a foot and a half at the edge of a king sized bed<br/>
* Says `what?` a lot<br/>
* Just agrees with everything without hearing the whole proposalUpload to Facebook
    How to tell if a guy is married:
    * Sleeps on a foot and a half at the edge of a king sized bed
    * Says "what?" a lot
    * Just agrees with everything without hearing the whole proposal
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