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  • Point to ponder:<br/>
The guy who made people drink coffee got scared of loans and committed suicide. But, the man who made people to drink alcohol, ran away bravely.<br/>
Now you decide, what to drink!Upload to Facebook
    Point to ponder:
    The guy who made people drink coffee got scared of loans and committed suicide. But, the man who made people to drink alcohol, ran away bravely.
    Now you decide, what to drink!
  • I had stopped watching news channels and started watching Discovery.<br/>
Now Modi Ji is there, too!Upload to Facebook
    I had stopped watching news channels and started watching Discovery.
    Now Modi Ji is there, too!
  • Cancelled a Zomato order since the rider's name was Vikas and I'd been waiting for him since 2014!Upload to Facebook
    Cancelled a Zomato order since the rider's name was Vikas and I'd been waiting for him since 2014!
  • Amitabh Bachchan was running a show called Kaun Banega Crorepati. <br/>
India is currently running a show called Kaun Bachega Crorepati!Upload to Facebook
    Amitabh Bachchan was running a show called Kaun Banega Crorepati.
    India is currently running a show called Kaun Bachega Crorepati!
  • Wife: Aapne Mujh Mein Kya Dekh Kar Shaadi Ki?<br/>
Husband: Nothing... I am daring since my childhood!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Aapne Mujh Mein Kya Dekh Kar Shaadi Ki?
    Husband: Nothing... I am daring since my childhood!
  • Them: I eat mostly whole foods.<br/>
Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, a whole can of biscuits, whole cake, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream!Upload to Facebook
    Them: I eat mostly whole foods.
    Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, a whole can of biscuits, whole cake, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream!
  • Wife: I have blisters on my hand because of the broom.<br/>
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I have blisters on my hand because of the broom.
    Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
  • Life is like a dice. No matter in which direction it rolls but it will surely take you some steps forward!Upload to Facebook
    Life is like a dice. No matter in which direction it rolls but it will surely take you some steps forward!
  • Every problem is like a Red signal, if you wait sometime, it will turn into Green!Upload to Facebook
    Every problem is like a Red signal, if you wait sometime, it will turn into Green!
  • Modi asked Trump to come to Kashmir & meditate and Trump heard come to Kashmir & mediate!<br/>
Perils of the English language can be lost in translation!Upload to Facebook
    Modi asked Trump to come to Kashmir & meditate and Trump heard come to Kashmir & mediate!
    Perils of the English language can be lost in translation!
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