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Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
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Upload to Facebook In Karnataka Assembly floor test, if both Yeddyurappa and Kumaraswamy land up with equal MLAs then as per the new rules, Kumaraswamy with more wives wins! -
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Reporter: Sir, What if the number of boundaries would also have been equal for both the teams?
ICC: We would have then compared10th standard mark-sheets of both the captains and decide!
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