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Upload to Facebook In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic! -
Upload to Facebook This Cricket World Cup trophy deserves a place in the British Museum.
It would fit perfectly well with all the other things England has no business owning! -
Upload to Facebook In this World Cup, we have witnessed
1. Two Days of a 'One Day' match between India and NZ
2. A Six in the final that went rolling on the ground
3. NZ losing the final by 'ZERO RUNS' and 'ZERO WICKETS'
4. An Irishman lifting the World Cup for England
5. A final, decided by a weird rule and worst umpiring
6. First time ever in cricket a team never won a match by runs or wickets but by a rule
Congrats ICC for the greatest ever comedy show -
Upload to Facebook I love to watch my wife while she eats.
It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence! -
Upload to Facebook Cricket is a game of runs and wickets.
Ironically the winner of #ICCCricketWorldCup 2019 between England and New Zealand was neither decided by runs or by wickets! -
Upload to Facebook Now that the World Cup is done and dusted:
Pant should replace Dhoni;
Dhoni should replace Shastri;
Shastri should replace Manjrekar;
And Manjrekar should replace Navjot Singh Sidhu! -
Upload to Facebook Extreme Karma:
Pakistan was the only team in the World Cup who beat both the finalists. India is the only team who lost against both finalists.
And the most interesting thing is that India beat Pakistan! -
Upload to Facebook I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble! -
Upload to Facebook When you study, you thinking
30% cellphone,
25% hungry,
15% other people,
25% movies,
4% other,
1% book
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Upload to Facebook Economists expect a huge spurt in Global GDP as 1.3 billion Indians get back to work!
#ICCWorldCup2019
#CricketcrazyIndians
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