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  • Hindu married men sending a request to Modi Ji.<br/>
Sir, Woh Triple Talaq Wala Clear Ho Jaye Toh Thoda Saat Janam Wala Bhi Dekh Lijiye!Upload to Facebook
    Hindu married men sending a request to Modi Ji.
    Sir, Woh Triple Talaq Wala Clear Ho Jaye Toh Thoda Saat Janam Wala Bhi Dekh Lijiye!
  • WANTED:<br/>
A good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. She shouldn't be too fast!Upload to Facebook
    WANTED:
    A good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. She shouldn't be too fast!
  • Rivers never go reverse.<br/>
So try to live like a river. Forget your past and focus on your future. Always be positive!Upload to Facebook
    Rivers never go reverse.
    So try to live like a river. Forget your past and focus on your future. Always be positive!
  • Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?<br/>
Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?
    Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?
  • My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.<br/>

I think I'm gonna be homeless today!Upload to Facebook
    My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.
    I think I'm gonna be homeless today!
  • The only way Pakistan could have reached 337 if they had tied up with BJP!Upload to Facebook
    The only way Pakistan could have reached 337 if they had tied up with BJP!
  • Kohli's Wicket.<br/>
He was not out but he walked away.<br/>
This happens when u get married! You learn to take the blame for things you didn't do!<br/>
#IndvsPakCWC19 Upload to Facebook
    Kohli's Wicket.
    He was not out but he walked away.
    This happens when u get married! You learn to take the blame for things you didn't do!
    #IndvsPakCWC19
  • Virat lost the toss.<br/>
Shikar wasn't playing. <br/>
Bhuvi came off the field midway.<br/>
Rohit gifted away his wicket. <br/>
Kohli walked off without being out. <br/>
Babar was out but we didn't ask for a review. <br/>
Ab Isse Zyaada Ek Baap Apne Bete Ke Liye Kya Karega Father's Day Ko?Upload to Facebook
    Virat lost the toss.
    Shikar wasn't playing.
    Bhuvi came off the field midway.
    Rohit gifted away his wicket.
    Kohli walked off without being out.
    Babar was out but we didn't ask for a review.
    Ab Isse Zyaada Ek Baap Apne Bete Ke Liye Kya Karega Father's Day Ko?
  • I don't understand why my wife always accuses me that I don't help her with housework.<br/>
I distinctly remember kicking an ice cube under the fridge last week!Upload to Facebook
    I don't understand why my wife always accuses me that I don't help her with housework.
    I distinctly remember kicking an ice cube under the fridge last week!
  • How am I supposed to lose weight?<br/>
When the best part about life is food!Upload to Facebook
    How am I supposed to lose weight?
    When the best part about life is food!
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