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Upload to Facebook Two reasons why I'm fat:
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Upload to Facebook Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!
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Upload to Facebook Chocolate doesn't melt.
It's crying because you aren't eating it! -
Upload to Facebook Her: At least, invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions! -
Upload to Facebook Next time someone asks you how much you weigh?
Tell them one hundred and sexy! -
Upload to Facebook Now, we are done with
"Aayega Toh Modi Hi"
Let's start, "Layega Toh Kohli Hi"
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Upload to Facebook Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
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Upload to Facebook The Best "om" is home.
The Best "age" is courage.
The Best "mile" is a smile.
The Best "stand" is understand.
The Best "end" is friend.
The Best "day" is today! -
Upload to Facebook Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading! -
Upload to Facebook Fools take a knife and stab people in the back.
The wise take a knife, cut the cord, and set themselves free from the fools!
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