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Upload to Facebook Before dying, his wife held his hands in hers... and said, "We'll meet again in heaven."
Since then, he's been drinking, fighting, stealing, looting and plundering! Desperate to land in hell! -
Upload to Facebook I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results! -
Upload to Facebook After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24! -
Upload to Facebook 2014 Modi Wave
2019 Modi in Cave -
Upload to Facebook What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?
To form a stable government.
And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep! -
Upload to Facebook If you aren't happy with your life, give it some time.
No, things will not get better. You'll get used to it! -
Upload to Facebook There is probably something that you are naturally skilled at; but never realised and wasted so much potential! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is so kind that she forgives me for all her mistakes! -
Upload to Facebook Economics of elections.
1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
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