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Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion! -
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I made a promise to her that I'll be with her through thick and thin! -
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Upload to Facebook Your body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for you! -
Upload to Facebook Result of those who studied 10th is out.
Result of those who studied 12th is out.
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May! -
Upload to Facebook Farmer: I love my job.
Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows.
Farmer: What did you say to me?
Wife: You herd! -
Upload to Facebook Words for a long, happy marriage:
Yes Dear
I'm sorry
It's my fault -
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Upload to Facebook Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.
Now life is even shorter! -
Upload to Facebook Please cast your vote!
And please don't caste your vote!
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