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  • It's a changed world...<br/>
Indians are MODIfied<br/>
Brits are disMAYed<br/>
Americans are TRUMPed<br/>
And the French are Macarooned<br/>
And Canadian are Justified<br/>
While Russians just stay Put in!Upload to Facebook
    It's a changed world...
    Indians are MODIfied
    Brits are disMAYed
    Americans are TRUMPed
    And the French are Macarooned
    And Canadian are Justified
    While Russians just stay Put in!
  • The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!Upload to Facebook
    The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!
  • The height of innocence:<br/>
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?Upload to Facebook
    The height of innocence:
    Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
  • My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!
  • What is unconditional love?<br/>
I looked at my Pizza!Upload to Facebook
    What is unconditional love?
    I looked at my Pizza!
  • Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!
  • We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians.<br/>
Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians!Upload to Facebook
    We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians.
    Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians!
  • It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!<br/>
#BrexitUpload to Facebook
    It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!
    #Brexit
  • Being healthy is the slowest possible way of dying!Upload to Facebook
    Being healthy is the slowest possible way of dying!
  • Some people aren't loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty!Upload to Facebook
    Some people aren't loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty!
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