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It's a changed world...
Indians are MODIfied
Brits are disMAYed
Americans are TRUMPed
And the French are Macarooned
And Canadian are Justified
While Russians just stay Put in! -
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The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote! -
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The height of innocence:
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me? -
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My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend! -
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What is unconditional love?
I looked at my Pizza! -
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Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life! -
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We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians.
Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians! -
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It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!
#Brexit -
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Being healthy is the slowest possible way of dying! -
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Some people aren't loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty!
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