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  • Wife: Honey, am I fat?<br/>
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.<br/>
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.<br/>
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Honey, am I fat?
    Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
    Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
    Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!
  • Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!Upload to Facebook
    Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!
  • People in the country have differing opinions on the Jos Butler-R Ashwin incident.<br/>
Time & again, the British manage to divide India!Upload to Facebook
    People in the country have differing opinions on the Jos Butler-R Ashwin incident.
    Time & again, the British manage to divide India!
  • I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...<br/>
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'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!Upload to Facebook
    I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...
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    'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!
  • According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.<br/>
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!Upload to Facebook
    According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.
    After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
  • Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?<br/>
Bhai Dues!Upload to Facebook
    Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?
    Bhai Dues!
  • I don't hate school.<br/>
I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!Upload to Facebook
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
  • Husband: I need space.<br/>
Wife: Join NASA!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I need space.
    Wife: Join NASA!
  • Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.<br/>
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!Upload to Facebook
    Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.
    This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
  • Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.<br/>
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
    Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
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