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Upload to Facebook Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood! -
Upload to Facebook Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national! -
Upload to Facebook Irony:
News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"! -
Upload to Facebook I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.
So I dropped the idea! -
Upload to Facebook Telling people I'm on a diet to prepare for a movie role because that sounds way better than "my wife is not letting me eat burgers"! -
Upload to Facebook People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times! -
Upload to Facebook On the lighter note:
One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?
Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor! -
Upload to Facebook What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?
WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?
Husband: With a minute of silence! -
Upload to Facebook The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!
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