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Upload to Facebook I have started losing my winter fat.
And now I'll have spring rolls! -
Upload to Facebook Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war! -
Upload to Facebook Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret! -
Upload to Facebook People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.
But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks! -
Upload to Facebook In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street.
In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes! -
Upload to Facebook PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.
Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.
PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Husband was sipping his whiskey, while sitting in the balcony with the wife.
Husband: I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you.
Wife: Is that you or the whiskey talking?
Husband: It's me... talking to whiskey! -
Upload to Facebook The hardest part of my diet is watching my friends eat! -
Upload to Facebook At 18: Apna Time Aayega
At 25: Apna Time Aayega
At 35: Apna Time Aayega
At 45: Apna Time Aayega
(One day)
Doctor: Rishtedaron Ko Bula Lo... Inka Time Aa Geya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
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