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I'm not allowed Sharpies in the bedroom anymore! -
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then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds! -
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Eventually, I told her to put a sock in it! -
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Upload to Facebook Working out sucks but the results are awesome. Being lazy is awesome but the results suck!
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