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Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.
Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.
I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.
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Dear Sir,
As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'.
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Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!
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