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Upload to Facebook Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G! -
Upload to Facebook While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.
While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night! -
Upload to Facebook Yes, I have a woman's intuition.
It's my wife's! -
Upload to Facebook Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going?
He replied, "Same virus bro, different mutation!" -
Upload to Facebook I'm not interested in long romantic walks on the beach.
I'm interested in short quick walks to the cake in the fridge! -
Upload to Facebook I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first! -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments! -
Upload to Facebook When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent! -
Upload to Facebook The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings! -
Upload to Facebook The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing!
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