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  • I want to lose weight but my weight doesn't want to lose me.
One sided affair you know!Upload to Facebook
    I want to lose weight but my weight doesn't want to lose me. One sided affair you know!
  • Everybody is trying to find the right person,<br />
but no one is trying to be the right person!Upload to Facebook
    Everybody is trying to find the right person,
    but no one is trying to be the right person!
  • Gentle Reminder:<br/>
Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein!Upload to Facebook
    Gentle Reminder:
    Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein!
  • My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away!
  • ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।।<br/>
ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।<br/><br/>

It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.<br/>
The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell!Upload to Facebook
    ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।।
    ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।

    It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.
    The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell!
  • Imagine with all your mind.<br/>
Believe with all your heart.<br/>
Achieve with all your might!Upload to Facebook
    Imagine with all your mind.
    Believe with all your heart.
    Achieve with all your might!
  • Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?<br/>
Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?
    Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same!
  • Corona Mahamari Khatarnaak Roop Le Chuki Hai...<br />
Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein!
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    Corona Mahamari Khatarnaak Roop Le Chuki Hai...
    Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein!
  • Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?<br />
Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.<br />
Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?
    Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.
    Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs!
  • We isolate now so that when we gather again, no one is missing!<br />
#isolation #covid-19
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    We isolate now so that when we gather again, no one is missing!
    #isolation #covid-19
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