I want to lose weight but my weight doesn't want to lose me. One sided affair you know! |
Everybody is trying to find the right person, but no one is trying to be the right person! |
Gentle Reminder: Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein! |
My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away! |
ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।। ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।। It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it. The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell! |
Imagine with all your mind. Believe with all your heart. Achieve with all your might! |
Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe? Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same! |
Corona Mahamari Khatarnaak Roop Le Chuki Hai... Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein! |
Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going? Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk. Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs! |
We isolate now so that when we gather again, no one is missing! #isolation #covid-19 |