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For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face! -
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Upload to Facebook My wife can't remember her credit card PIN but can clearly remember the exact picture of some girl I commented on Facebook 5 years ago.
Women are unbelievable! -
Upload to Facebook Millions roaming around without a mask at the Kumbh Mela is called Devotion.
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Sitting alone in my own car without a mask is a Crime! -
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The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke! -
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Upload to Facebook I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?
He replied, "Same virus, different mutation!" -
Upload to Facebook A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.
Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.
Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?
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Upload to Facebook ਕਬੀਰ ਕਉਡੀ ਕਉ ਜੋਰਿ ਕੈ ਜੋਰੇ ਲਾਖ ਕਰੋਰਿ॥
ਚਲਤੀ ਬਾਰ ਨ ਕਛੁ ਮਿਲਿਓ ਲਈ ਲੰਗੋਟੀ ਤੋਰਿ॥੧੪॥
Kabeer, the mortal gathers wealth, shell by shell, accumulating thousands and millions.
But when the time of his departure comes, he takes nothing at all with him. He is even stripped of his loin-cloth.||144||
SGGS Ji: Ang: 1372
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