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Upload to Facebook People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed! -
Upload to Facebook When the wife is giving silent treatment:
1. 10% of the husbands are worried.
2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.
3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet. -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
She gave me a hug! -
Upload to Facebook ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।।
One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour?
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Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime! -
Upload to Facebook When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
It's called integrity! -
Upload to Facebook If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself. You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won! -
Upload to Facebook Is Dial 100 a sign of a 100 Crore Ki Vasooli? -
Upload to Facebook My doctor told me that I can reach my ideal weight if I simply go for a brisk 300 Km walk everyday for the next 15 years!
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