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My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk"! -
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If Mumbai Police does not respond on dialing 100, add seven more zeroes! -
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Height of Namak Harami:
NIA recovered 11 Sims from Sachin Vaze.
All were JIO! -
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Breaking News: Mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. They are opposing the government's entry into their profession! -
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Newton's 4th law: Corona Virus is directly proportional to Educational Institutions. It increases after the submission of the fee and decreases at the time of exams and remains constant at other places! -
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People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st April.
This has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30s for the last ten years! -
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Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage: 1. They will be in pain 2. They need to buy jewelry -
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The seven great immortals according to the Puranas are: 1. King Bali 2. Ashwatthama 3. Ved Vyas 4. Hanuman 5. Vibhishan 6. Kripacharya 7. Parshurama If your name is not on the above list, please wear a mask! -
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I need to buy my wife a GPS. She always complains that she doesn't know where we're going in our life! -
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Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset!
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