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  • Narendra Modi just extended the Swachcha Bharat Abhiyaan across the border!Upload to Facebook
    Narendra Modi just extended the Swachcha Bharat Abhiyaan across the border!
  • Pakistan Stock Exchange is Trading higher, because of the possible merger with Bombay Stock Exchange post-war!Upload to Facebook
    Pakistan Stock Exchange is Trading higher, because of the possible merger with Bombay Stock Exchange post-war!
  • <b>Breaking News:</b><br/>

Pakistan files a case in International Court of Justice against Surgical Strikes by India.<br/>

<b>Issues raised:</b><br/>

1. Consent for surgery not taken.<br/>

2. Counseling about surgery not provided.<br/>

3. Anesthesia not given before surgery.<br/>

4. Post-Surgical care not provided.<br/>

5. Surgeons strike is un-constitutional.<br/>

6. Mediclaim refused by the USA.Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Pakistan files a case in International Court of Justice against Surgical Strikes by India.
    Issues raised:
    1. Consent for surgery not taken.
    2. Counseling about surgery not provided.
    3. Anesthesia not given before surgery.
    4. Post-Surgical care not provided.
    5. Surgeons strike is un-constitutional.
    6. Mediclaim refused by the USA.
  • Dear Pakistani terrorists,<br/>
You don't need to cross LOC for getting killed. Army has started home delivery.<br/>
Special festive season offer!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Pakistani terrorists,
    You don't need to cross LOC for getting killed. Army has started home delivery.
    Special festive season offer!
  • Hearing about the surgical strike on Border, Rahul Gandhi said he will support all the surgeons who went on strike!Upload to Facebook
    Hearing about the surgical strike on Border, Rahul Gandhi said he will support all the surgeons who went on strike!
  • To save time and energy, just assume your wife is never wrong!Upload to Facebook
    To save time and energy, just assume your wife is never wrong!
  • Now doctors go on strike protesting against the Indian army's entry into the medical profession (surgical strikes)!Upload to Facebook
    Now doctors go on strike protesting against the Indian army's entry into the medical profession (surgical strikes)!
  • Early in the morning wife ordered the husband to prepare the breakfast. Angry husband went to a lawyer's home to file a divorce case.<br/>
However, he calmly returned home and prepared breakfast, after seeing the lawyer washing clothes!Upload to Facebook
    Early in the morning wife ordered the husband to prepare the breakfast. Angry husband went to a lawyer's home to file a divorce case.
    However, he calmly returned home and prepared breakfast, after seeing the lawyer washing clothes!
  • Wife to Husband: Will you take me out for dinner in the evening?<br/>

Your options are:<br/>

<b>A)</b> YES<br/>

<b>B)</b> A<br/>

<b>C)</b> BUpload to Facebook
    Wife to Husband: Will you take me out for dinner in the evening?
    Your options are:
    A) YES
    B) A
    C) B
  • Why do we only Rest in Peace?<br/>
Why don't we Live in Peace too?Upload to Facebook
    Why do we only Rest in Peace?
    Why don't we Live in Peace too?
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