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Teacher: Homework Kiya?
Pappu: Na!
Teacher: Kya Matlab Na?
Pappu: "Na" Sirf Ek Shabd Nahi... Apne Aap Mein Ek Poora Vakya Hai... Isse Kisi Tarakh, Spashtikaran, Explanation Ya Vyakhya Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti... Na Ka Matlab Na hi Hota Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Aaj-Kal Poori Delhi Mein "MCD" Ka Raaz Hai.
M = Malaria
C = Chikungunya
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Upload to Facebook Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Mars Pe Life Hai Kya?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Meri Toh Earth Pe Bhi Nahi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Booking starts for residential plots @Rs.100/- per square feet.
Location: Gandhi Nagar, Lahore, Shastri Park Islamabad and Tilak Marg Rawalpindi.
Booking Open, Possession after the war! -
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Last Date: 30th Dec 2016
Location: Mumbai
Salary: 95,000/- per month
Job Description: To sit on Airtel tower & stop JIO signals! -
Upload to Facebook While Patanjali continues to grow stronger by the day... Pitt-Angelie have collapsed and decided to part ways! -
Upload to Facebook No matter what comes up in my life, I know that 'This too, will pass'! -
Upload to Facebook There is only one thing worse than pissing off a cop, and that is...
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Pissing off your own wife!
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