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Upload to Facebook I am trying to be more fit these days,
So now I walk inside the store to buy my burger instead of using the drive-thru! -
Upload to Facebook When on a diet:
Waiter: What would you like to have?
Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread?
Waiter: You want a sandwich?
Me: I'd prefer if we called it a salad, as I am on diet! -
Upload to Facebook A husband & wife may disagree on many things but one thing they all agree on... "Never, ever give up during a fight with each other! -
Upload to Facebook Kapil Sharma pays Rs 15 cr tax. And bribes merely 5 lakh! Bahut Na-Insaafi Hai!
Even beggars in India make more than this per day!
He's short changing. Kanjoos. He should be fined a crore and a half. He has dared shame National Bribe Index!
Nautanki Kahin Ka! -
Upload to Facebook I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded. So I dropped the idea! -
Upload to Facebook Katrina: Ranbir, will you watch my movie Baar Baar Dekho?
Ranbir: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil! -
Upload to Facebook A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating.
God asked him, "Why is your heart still beating?"
The man replied, "I'm dead but my wife still lives in my heart."
He was sent to hell for bloody over-acting! -
Upload to Facebook A terribly jealous wife used to inspect her husband every evening when he came back from work.
The smallest hair discovered on his coat would lead to the most frightful scene.
One night, finding nothing, she burst into tears and cried, "Even bald women now!" -
Upload to Facebook Always remember... if your wife gets mad, she has the power to make you wish you were never born! -
Upload to Facebook If 1 stone is enough to break a glass;
1 sentence is enough to break a heart;
1 second is enough to fall in love then...
Why the hell 1 chapter is not enough to pass an exam?
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