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  • <b>Height of Innocence:</b><br/>

A man reaches the hospital with a fractured leg, there he finds another man with both his legs fractured... Expressing deep empathy, he asks him:<br/>

`Do you have 'Two Wives'?`Upload to Facebook
    Height of Innocence:
    A man reaches the hospital with a fractured leg, there he finds another man with both his legs fractured... Expressing deep empathy, he asks him:
    "Do you have 'Two Wives'?"
  • I salute to all men who choose to be adventurous...<br/>
A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!Upload to Facebook
    I salute to all men who choose to be adventurous...
    A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
  • My husband thinks he is smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry...<br/>
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So I threw a coconut at his head!Upload to Facebook
    My husband thinks he is smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry...
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    So I threw a coconut at his head!
  • IPhone 7 is being launched on September 7. Now I'll finally be able to afford an IPhone.<br/>
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IPhone 5!Upload to Facebook
    IPhone 7 is being launched on September 7. Now I'll finally be able to afford an IPhone.
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    IPhone 5!
  • A husband sent a text to his wife, `Darling! do you love me more than my money?`<br/>
Wife replied back, `¥ € $`<br/>
The husband is still confused!Upload to Facebook
    A husband sent a text to his wife, "Darling! do you love me more than my money?"
    Wife replied back, "¥ € $"
    The husband is still confused!
  • Wife gave dice to husband & said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 you will take me out for shopping.<br/>
Husband asked: What if it is 6?<br/>
Wife: Haven't you played 'Ludo' before? You'll get another chance!Upload to Facebook
    Wife gave dice to husband & said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 you will take me out for shopping.
    Husband asked: What if it is 6?
    Wife: Haven't you played 'Ludo' before? You'll get another chance!
  • Reliance: Jio!<br/>
Rest of the Operators: Jeene Do!Upload to Facebook
    Reliance: Jio!
    Rest of the Operators: Jeene Do!
  • After Jio, Next, Ambani will be getting into alcohol business calling it Reliance Pio... where alcohol will be free... only snacks will be charged!Upload to Facebook
    After Jio, Next, Ambani will be getting into alcohol business calling it Reliance Pio... where alcohol will be free... only snacks will be charged!
  • All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner!Upload to Facebook
    All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner!
  • My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.<br/>
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find the 'Mute Button'!Upload to Facebook
    My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
    Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find the 'Mute Button'!
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