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Despite how open, peaceful and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves! -
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Want to surprise your girlfriend?
Introduce her to your wife! -
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Varun: What is GST?
Alia: Good Night, Sweet Dreams, Take Care! -
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The problem with some women is, they get all excited about nothing...
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and then marry him! -
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Thanks to technology, the only crush left in a couple's life, after marriage is...
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'Candy Crush'! -
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I am not fat, God gave me Airbags because I am precious! -
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Never apologise for what you feel..it's like saying sorry for being real! -
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Saying 'You need to eat more' to a skinny person is acceptable in society but saying 'You need to eat less' to an obese is not! -
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Golden Rule for marriage in the most difficult situations:
A man of knowledge restrains his words... and a wise man will remain calm! -
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Married people always ask when you're getting married like...
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they get points for recruiting to their club of misery!
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