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  • Despite how open, peaceful and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves!Upload to Facebook
    Despite how open, peaceful and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves!
  • Want to surprise your girlfriend?<br/>
Introduce her to your wife!Upload to Facebook
    Want to surprise your girlfriend?
    Introduce her to your wife!
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Alia: Good Night, Sweet Dreams, Take Care!Upload to Facebook
    Varun: What is GST?
    Alia: Good Night, Sweet Dreams, Take Care!
  • The problem with some women is, they get all excited about nothing...<br/>
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and then marry him!Upload to Facebook
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  • Thanks to technology, the only crush left in a couple's life, after marriage is...<br/>
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'Candy Crush'!Upload to Facebook
    Thanks to technology, the only crush left in a couple's life, after marriage is...
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    'Candy Crush'!
  • I am not fat, God gave me Airbags because I am precious!Upload to Facebook
    I am not fat, God gave me Airbags because I am precious!
  • Never apologise for what you feel..it's like saying sorry for being real!Upload to Facebook
    Never apologise for what you feel..it's like saying sorry for being real!
  • Saying 'You need to eat more' to a skinny person is acceptable in society but saying 'You need to eat less' to an obese is not!Upload to Facebook
    Saying 'You need to eat more' to a skinny person is acceptable in society but saying 'You need to eat less' to an obese is not!
  • Golden Rule for marriage in the most difficult situations:<br/>
A man of knowledge restrains his words... and a wise man will remain calm!Upload to Facebook
    Golden Rule for marriage in the most difficult situations:
    A man of knowledge restrains his words... and a wise man will remain calm!
  • Married people always ask when you're getting married like...<br/>
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they get points for recruiting to their club of misery!Upload to Facebook
    Married people always ask when you're getting married like...
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    they get points for recruiting to their club of misery!
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