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Upload to Facebook If you lie to the government, it's felony. But if they lie to you, it's politics! -
Upload to Facebook Counter effects of the questions asked by husbands:
What's for dinner? - Dangerous
Can I help you with dinner? - Safer
Where would you like to go for dinner? - Safe
Here, have some wine! - Safest -
Upload to Facebook Married life in a nutshell:
Anything you say or do maybe used against you! -
Upload to Facebook If Nike was founded by a wife then it's tagline would have been:
Just Do it, if you want to... I don't want to Force you, it's your Life! -
Upload to Facebook A married man's best asset is...
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His 'Lie-Ability'! -
Upload to Facebook Never underestimate your wife's weakness, not even jokingly. Otherwise, you will have to face the consequences sooner or later! -
Upload to Facebook A wife sent a SMS to her husband.
Wife: Hi Baby
Husband: Hi Darling(Sending Failed)
Wife: Are you there?
Husband: Yes, yes, darling, I am here.(Sending Failed)
Wife: Are you ignoring me or what?
Husband: Honey, I am not. I am trying to reply you!(Sending Failed)
Wife: It's over... don't ever talk to me again.
Husband: Ja Mar!(Message Sent)
Aadmi Galat Nahi Hote, Halaat Galat Hote Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Fighting is essentially a masculine idea.
A woman's weapon is her tongue! -
Upload to Facebook My wife often questions me "Do you remember the day we met?"
How can I ever forget? Wish I could go back to the day and walk the hell away! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Shaadi Se Pehle Tum Bahut Upwaas Rakhti Thi, Ab Kya Ho Geya?
Wife: Bahut Nahi Sirf Solah Somwaar Ke Rakhti Thi.
Husband: Phir Ab Kya Ho Geya?
Wife: Phir Tumse Shaadi Ho Gayi Aur Mera Upwaas Se Bharosa Uth Geya!
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