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Upload to Facebook Husbands:
The condition of your wife reflects to the world the kind of man you are! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a fine wine if tended properly, it just gets better with age! -
Upload to Facebook The most helpful tool in housekeeping is a guilty husband! -
Upload to Facebook Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.
All properties now have a lake view! -
Upload to Facebook It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other! -
Upload to Facebook Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...
Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram! -
Upload to Facebook Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.
Executive: May I know your address?
Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road! -
Upload to Facebook Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.
Examples: Signature Tower Choke,
Hero Honda Choke,
Iffco Choke,
Kataria Choke,
Badshahpur Choke,
Rajiv Choke,
Gurugram Renamed As Gurujam -
Upload to Facebook Don't complicate life:
Missing somebody? - Call
Wanna meet up? - Invite
Wanna be understood? - Explain
Have questions? - Ask
Don't like something? - Say it
Like something? - State it
Want something? - Ask for it
Love someone? - Tell them
Keep your life simple! -
Upload to Facebook It caused a great deal of trouble for me last night... when my wife asked me if she is fat?
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