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Upload to Facebook A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves."
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose! -
Upload to Facebook Life has four pillars - Family, Kindness, Honesty, Humility... but the foundation is always Love! -
Upload to Facebook Irony of Life:
If you are a bachelor, life is incomplete... well, if you get married it's finished! -
Upload to Facebook Best line I've heard today:
There's this new Pokemon called Salman Khan that nobody can catch! -
Upload to Facebook Say No to piracy. Do not download the Internet from Kabali! -
Upload to Facebook Tip to all men:
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between sun and bun?
Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.
Bun rises in the yeast and sets in the waist! -
Upload to Facebook I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.
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It's called Facebook! -
Upload to Facebook A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:
"Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!" -
Upload to Facebook If you weigh 100 kilos (220 lbs) on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos (83 lbs) on Mars.
You are not fat, you are just on the wrong planet!
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