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Upload to Facebook My wife says I only have 2 faults.
I don't listen and something else! -
Upload to Facebook Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases.
Offenders will have to face serious repercussions! -
Upload to Facebook If you hate your job, the solution is simple.
Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there! -
Upload to Facebook Dad: You scored only 40/100 on the Maths test.
Kid: I scored 20 on the last test. So, that's 100% growth. Sharma Uncle's son scored 85 last time and 95 now. That's only 11.8% growth. You should be proud.
Dad: Yes, I am proud of you. One day you'll be India's Finance Minister! -
Upload to Facebook My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me! -
Upload to Facebook Breaking News:
The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid.
New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon.
Inconvenience is regretted! -
Upload to Facebook After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations:
Pakistan
Russia
Iran
China
The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan! -
Upload to Facebook What does Dad do to remain married?
Keeps Mum! -
Upload to Facebook The whole world wants to malign Malayalis.
The news that Mallus drank Rs. 487 cr. the worth of liquor during Onam is wrong.
They drank liquor worth Rs. 162 cr. only. The rest was tax! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Guys, an important part of being a good husband is waiting for your wife in the car for a long time. Very. Long. Time.
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