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Upload to Facebook While pressing her husband's forehead, the wife gently asked, "Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?"
Husband gave a simple heart-touching answer, "Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!" -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife uses the phrase "I was thinking."
That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something! -
Upload to Facebook Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:
(1) Smoke detector
(2) Police siren
(3) Silent glare from wife -
Upload to Facebook Never assume good times would continue to roll on. You have to continue to work hard, deliver and be your best every day, day after day! -
Upload to Facebook If you ever feel useless... just remember that the USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban! -
Upload to Facebook BREAKING:
The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED! -
Upload to Facebook Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.
Wife: Who won?
Me: I won.
Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, a man dates a woman.
After marriage, a woman mandates a man! -
Upload to Facebook New India, where...
People take comedians seriously and journalists as a joke! -
Upload to Facebook When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man. When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man. When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!
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