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Upload to Facebook Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day! -
Upload to Facebook Tip for husbands: When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life! -
Upload to Facebook When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?". I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight! -
Upload to Facebook I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you". This could be my last message! -
Upload to Facebook The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says! -
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance. 10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why. Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts! -
Upload to Facebook Law of Karma is the ultimate Justice and it is not a punishment, but a liberation! -
Upload to Facebook Wisdom is not cheap. It costs ego, hatred, desire, solitude and some really hard life-lessons! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry. Eventually, I folded!
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