A psychiatrist is a person who asks you so many questions for money that your wife asks you for free! |
Life doesn't get easier. You get weirder! |
Last night during the argument, my wife and I had some words, but I never got a chance to use mine! |
The best way to win an argument with your wife is to fake a heart attack! |
Billboards thanking Modi ji for the Covid vaccine have been put up in Canada. Billboards thanking Modi ji for cooking gas have been removed from some petrol pumps in India. The science of political equilibrium! |
There is no deodorant to cover up the stench of a bad attitude. Be nice to people! |
Those who judge will never understand and those who understand will never judge! |
I married my wife admiring her personality. Not these several personalities she's having everyday! |
If Veer could wait for 22 years in jail for Zara... why can't men wait 2 hours for their wife to come out of Zara? |
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you decide to see beyond the imperfections! |