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Upload to Facebook The sixth sense:
Dear Men, If you run into an old girlfriend even accidentally, your wife will know about it before you get home! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart! -
Upload to Facebook Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...
Wife(with affection): Toh!
Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti! -
Upload to Facebook Two types of chromosomes cause marital problems...
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Upload to Facebook The only reason I'm fat is because...
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A tiny body couldn't store all this personality! -
Upload to Facebook The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding! -
Upload to Facebook The key to staying married is deciding not to get divorced.
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Upload to Facebook The most terrifying thing any woman can say to her husband is...
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Upload to Facebook Mathematics of marriage:
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
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