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Upload to Facebook If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.
But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'! -
Upload to Facebook Married men live longer than single men,
But married men are a lot more willing to die! -
Upload to Facebook If your wife laughs at your joke,
It means you either have a good joke or a good wife! -
Upload to Facebook Thought of the day:
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry! -
Upload to Facebook To all couples:
I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations! -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I was disappointed, I had to put my foot down! -
Upload to Facebook True happiness is when someone says, You've lost weight! -
Upload to Facebook I just assume I do everything wrong since I don't have a wife to confirm it! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...
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