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Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota.
Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti?
Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota! -
Upload to Facebook A woman to her friend:
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else! -
Upload to Facebook If Gurgaon becomes Gurugram then,
Kolkata: Kilogram
Mumbai: Milligram
Chennai: Centigram
Telangana: Telegram
And soon India will be Instagram! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Can we eat outside today?
Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?
Husband: No, just don't feel like washing utensils today! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Husband,
Shopping is an excellent beginning to an Apology! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.
Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.
Wife: Woh Kyon?
Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai! -
Upload to Facebook To all husbands:
Better to remain silent and taken as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubts! -
Upload to Facebook When your wife messages you 'Have Fun', just stop whatever you are doing and return back home!
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