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  • Running away from your problems is a race you will never win!Upload to Facebook
    Running away from your problems is a race you will never win!
  • Thought for the day:<br/>
Cutting down on Rajmah Chawal, Chole Bhature and Mooli Ke Paranthe might bring down air pollution by 50 percent in Delhi.<br/>
Rajmah on even days and Chole on odd!Upload to Facebook
    Thought for the day:
    Cutting down on Rajmah Chawal, Chole Bhature and Mooli Ke Paranthe might bring down air pollution by 50 percent in Delhi.
    Rajmah on even days and Chole on odd!
  • Everyone has their share of problems.<br/>
<b>In Delhi,</b><br/> 
People don't know which car to take out today?<br/><br/>

<b>In Dubai,</b><br/>
People don't know which wife to take out today?Upload to Facebook
    Everyone has their share of problems.
    In Delhi,
    People don't know which car to take out today?

    In Dubai,
    People don't know which wife to take out today?
  • Give what you would want to receive.<br/>
That is the principle of 'Karma'!Upload to Facebook
    Give what you would want to receive.
    That is the principle of 'Karma'!
  • Broken things can become blessed things if you let God do the mending!Upload to Facebook
    Broken things can become blessed things if you let God do the mending!
  • In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!<br/>
Everyone is checking it out!Upload to Facebook
    In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!
    Everyone is checking it out!
  • Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.<br/>
Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!Upload to Facebook
    Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.
    Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!
  • Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument wasn't even yet over!Upload to Facebook
    Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument wasn't even yet over!
  • <b>Irony of Life:</b><br/>
When we start judging people on the basis of their clothes rather than their character!Upload to Facebook
    Irony of Life:
    When we start judging people on the basis of their clothes rather than their character!
  • Cut off fake people for real reasons;<br/>
Not real people for fake reasons!Upload to Facebook
    Cut off fake people for real reasons;
    Not real people for fake reasons!
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