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Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years.
So technically, the person you are married no longer exists. -
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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me. -
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Always have a crush. On a person or a place, a goal, a car, a lifestyle or anything.
It just helps you live better and work harder. -
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I surely am going to go to Hell... because I lie everytime my wife asks me - Honey, how am I looking today? -
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Every time I lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator. -
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Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.
The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake. -
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So Mastani was Bajirao's 2nd wife and he loved her the most.
Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 8th wife and he loved her the most.
Apparently, no one loves their 1st wife. -
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Detox your life in 4 easy steps:
Eliminate anyone who
1. Lies to you
2. Disrespects you
3. Uses you
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Life is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, but it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride. -
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Kejriwal's next Krantikari reform, bath alternative days to save water:
Gent's: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Ladies: Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Kids: Sunday only
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