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#DelhiOddEvenLogic
Guy1: Bhai, Ladai Hogayi Hai, Gaadi Mein Ladke Bhar Ke Le Aa.
Guy2: Gaadi Ka Number Even Hai, Aaj Odd Day Hai, Maar Kha Le! -
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Matrimonial ads in Delhi soon:
Wanted fair, tall, cultured girl with odd number plate, Manglik boy with even plates. -
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How lucky is Aamir Khan that his wife is scared of something.
Hamari Wali Toh Kisi Se Nahi Darti! -
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The way Indians reacted for Aamir's statement, if they could have reacted similarly for corrupted politicians, India would have been a developed country by now! -
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TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED! -
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Queen Elizabeth called Subramaniam Swamy and pleaded that she is ready to give the Kohinoor back...but please don't declare Rahul Gandhi as British citizen! -
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Wife: You need to learn to focus.
Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother.
Wife: I was talking to you.
Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please? -
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Peter Mukherjea has been arrested in the Sheena Bora murder case.
Let's prepare ourselves for another round of - who dated who and the inner lives of the Mukherjeas! -
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In June, they conducted marriage of two monkeys in Tamilnadu for inviting rain.
Now, they are looking for those monkeys to get them divorced. -
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It's easy to look sharp when you haven't done any work.
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