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'Employment, development, good days, black money, infrastructure'.
After Elections:
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Upload to Facebook Earthquake Aane Pe Ghabrayein Mat... Yeh Karein
1. Turant Apna Facebook Status Update Karein
2. Bhaag Ke Jaan Bachayein
3. Bahar Aake Bheed Ke Saath Ek Selfie Lein
4. Bhale Hi Apni Fati Padi Ho But Khud Ko Cool Show Karein, Ghabrayein Mat, Doosro Par Hanse Ki Saale Kaisa Bhaaga Tu
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Upload to Facebook When a woman says: 'Correct me if I am wrong'!
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Upload to Facebook Hi Guys!
I'm leaving this group . It just feels that I don't belong here. The things said here are totally against to what I believe in. You all have my contact number and will be in my heart always.
Thanks for everything.
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Upload to Facebook Sasur To Damad: Beta Kal Tumhare Saale Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Jana Hai, Tum Kal Aajao!
Damad To Sasur: Sasur Ji, Aap Apne Hisab Se Dekh Lo... Yahan To Mera Khud Ka Decision Galat Hua Pada Hai! -
Upload to Facebook If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener. -
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So many things go wrong everyday and you can't blame God and Modi all the time. -
Upload to Facebook Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.
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Upload to Facebook Its hard to find a good friend who is
90% funny
95% sexy
100% perfect...
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Upload to Facebook P.M. Modi planning to visit Mars in January 2016 to attract Alien Investors.
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