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Upload to Facebook Maharashtra government raises taxes by 5% on cigarettes, liquor and beverages to help drought hit farmers.
Hence from now going to bar will be considered as social services.
New Mantra - 'Save a farmer... have a drink'! -
Upload to Facebook Ranbir Kapoor: Jab Se Salman Bhai Ki Girlfriend Apni Girlfriend Banayai Hai, Saala Career Ki Watt Lag Gayi Hai! Abhishek Bachchan: Tumne To Sirf Girlfriend Banayi Hai Soch Maine To Shaadi Ki Hai! -
Upload to Facebook A man's wife was in ICU.
Doctors did their best but she was not responding.
Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."
Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".
An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Baby, I love you. Let's move in together.
Girl: Umm. You do know the government is reading our chats, right?
Boy: Chalo Bahan, Saath Mil Kar Bharat Ko Swachh Banayein! -
Upload to Facebook Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! -
Upload to Facebook What the dislike button on FB means in India:
Chup Be
Kaminee
Bhag Saale
Chal Jhoothi
Munh Dho Ke Aa
Shakal Dekhi Hai? -
Upload to Facebook Important Dieting Tip:
Avoid things that make you fat like...
Measuring scale, Mirrors and Photographs! -
Upload to Facebook Two golden rules of Happy Marriage
1. The wife is always right.
2. When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again. -
Upload to Facebook Iphone 6S released!
One more thing added to the list of things 'I cannot afford to buy.' -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Have you heard about 'Raja Dashrath'?
Wife: Yes, I've.
Husband: He had 3 wives.
Wife: Yes, I know that.
Husband: So I can also have two more wives.
Wife: Have you heard of 'Indrani Mukharjea'?
Husband: I was just joking you get emotional on small things.
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