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Upload to Facebook I'm giving my wife the silent treatment today. Unfortunately, she is not returning the favor! -
Upload to Facebook ਜਹ ਮਾਤ ਪਿਤਾ ਸੁਤ ਮੀਤ ਨ ਭਾਈ।।
ਮਨ ਊਹਾ ਨਾਮੁ ਤੇਰੈ ਸੰਗਿ ਸਹਾਈ।।
Where there is no mother, father, children, friends or siblings - O my mind, there only the name of the Lord, shall be with you as your help and support.
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Upload to Facebook The most difficult task is to make everybody happy, the simplest task is to be happy with everyone! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Before marriage, men are like grapes. After marriage, we wives turn them into fine wine.
Husband: True. Before marriage, men are like grapes and once married, the wives beat the crap out of them until they turn into wine! -
Upload to Facebook When your wife is silent, do you
1. Enjoy the peace and quiet?
2. Try to understand why she's silent?
3. Run for your life? -
Upload to Facebook Just because you couldn't do something yesterday, doesn't mean you can't achieve it today.
You are one day stronger today! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Bachelors,
Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage! -
Upload to Facebook 5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color? -
Upload to Facebook The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends! -
Upload to Facebook Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.
Husband: What did I do?
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!
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