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Upload to Facebook Witnessed a miracle today.
My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine! -
Upload to Facebook As you come across people, bless them with love and peace. Wish them happiness, abundance and success.
Remember everything you put out comes back to you! -
Upload to Facebook The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror.
The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I share a sense of humour.
We have to. She doesn't have one! -
Upload to Facebook If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first! -
Upload to Facebook If anyone keeps talking into air, thinking there are 100 people around listening - we used to call it delusion and now it's called webinar! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence! -
Upload to Facebook ਬੰਦੇ ਖੋਜੁ ਦਿਲ ਹਰ ਰੋਜ਼ ਨਾ ਫਿਰੁ ਪਰੇਸਾਨੀ ਮਾਹਿ।।
ਇਹ ਜੁ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਸਿਹਰੁ ਮੇਲਾ ਦਸਤਗੀਰੀ ਨਾਹਿ ।।੧।।
O human being, search your own heart every day and do not wander around in confusion.
This world is just a magic show; you will not get anything from it.
~ Bhagat Kabir Ji - SGGS JI: 727 -
Upload to Facebook I want my wife to love me unconditionally. So I'm gonna change my name to Amazon! -
Upload to Facebook During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, `You know, if something happened to my husband, I don't think I could ever marry again.`
Her friend nodded sympathetically. `I know what you mean,` she said. `Once is enough!`
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