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Upload to Facebook Me: Elections are nonsensical. You think you're choosing the best candidate, but eventually, you'll realize that they're terrible.
Wife: Just like my marriage! -
Upload to Facebook A terrible week for the world's two most prominent Republicans...
Donald Trump
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Upload to Facebook I could be wrong, but I think the only way Trump is going to get to 270 is by losing about 50 pounds! -
Upload to Facebook Going to the mall for shopping with your wife is like going to the casino for gambling, you lose track of the time and don't know how much money you have spent! -
Upload to Facebook China is already welcoming Biden.
They have even named a central landmark in Beijing for Biden.
"FOR BIDEN CITY!"
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Upload to Facebook Pro-tip for husbands:
Never ever buy your wife an XXL sized dress. Always buy a size small, but hold on to the receipt so that she can change it later.
Act surprised when she says that the smaller size doesn't fit her will earn you some bonus points.
You can thank me later! -
Upload to Facebook New Tech Guy: Our devices are now 100% secure.
Boss: How did you do that?
New Tech Guy: I turned them all off! -
Upload to Facebook If the husband is head of the family then, what's the wife?
The wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere! -
Upload to Facebook The wife asks her wife, "Will you marry after I die?"
The husband responds, "No I will live peacefully"! -
Upload to Facebook Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.
As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3
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