Popular SMS

  • Knowledge will give you the power but the character will give you respect!Upload to Facebook
    Knowledge will give you the power but the character will give you respect!
  • Husband: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.<br/>
Wife: Twelve years!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
    Wife: Twelve years!
  • Humour is the best cure for depression.<br/>
No wonder married men are really funny!Upload to Facebook
    Humour is the best cure for depression.
    No wonder married men are really funny!
  • Me: I'm worried, the doctor advised me to have my brain scanned.<br/>
Wife: Don't worry honey, I'm sure they won't find anything.<br/>
I'm not sure if she was consoling me or being sarcastic!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I'm worried, the doctor advised me to have my brain scanned.
    Wife: Don't worry honey, I'm sure they won't find anything.
    I'm not sure if she was consoling me or being sarcastic!
  • The world is full of nice people.<br/>
If you can't find one, be one!Upload to Facebook
    The world is full of nice people.
    If you can't find one, be one!
  • When your wife says sorry to you, what she actually means is that you'll be sorry for it later!Upload to Facebook
    When your wife says sorry to you, what she actually means is that you'll be sorry for it later!
  • After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I lost...<br/>
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5kg lemon and 1kg honey!Upload to Facebook
    After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I lost...
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    5kg lemon and 1kg honey!
  • Kareena Kapoor Khan has been tested positive for<br/>
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Pregnancy!Upload to Facebook
    Kareena Kapoor Khan has been tested positive for
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    Pregnancy!
  • The first result of Lockdown is out:<br/>
Kareena Kapoor is pregnant!Upload to Facebook
    The first result of Lockdown is out:
    Kareena Kapoor is pregnant!
  • My wife & I have these cute codes that only we understand.<br/>
For example, during the dinner with friends, when my wife smiles and says, `Honey, what are you doing?`, it's a warning for me to stop whatever the hell I'm doing as it is irritating her!Upload to Facebook
    My wife & I have these cute codes that only we understand.
    For example, during the dinner with friends, when my wife smiles and says, "Honey, what are you doing?", it's a warning for me to stop whatever the hell I'm doing as it is irritating her!
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