Knowledge will give you the power but the character will give you respect! |
Husband: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years. Wife: Twelve years! |
Humour is the best cure for depression. No wonder married men are really funny! |
Me: I'm worried, the doctor advised me to have my brain scanned. Wife: Don't worry honey, I'm sure they won't find anything. I'm not sure if she was consoling me or being sarcastic! |
The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one! |
When your wife says sorry to you, what she actually means is that you'll be sorry for it later! |
After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I lost... . . . . . . 5kg lemon and 1kg honey! |
Kareena Kapoor Khan has been tested positive for . . . . . . Pregnancy! |
The first result of Lockdown is out: Kareena Kapoor is pregnant! |
My wife & I have these cute codes that only we understand. For example, during the dinner with friends, when my wife smiles and says, "Honey, what are you doing?", it's a warning for me to stop whatever the hell I'm doing as it is irritating her! |