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Knowledge will give you the power but the character will give you respect! -
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Husband: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
Wife: Twelve years! -
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Humour is the best cure for depression.
No wonder married men are really funny! -
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Me: I'm worried, the doctor advised me to have my brain scanned.
Wife: Don't worry honey, I'm sure they won't find anything.
I'm not sure if she was consoling me or being sarcastic! -
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The world is full of nice people.
If you can't find one, be one! -
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When your wife says sorry to you, what she actually means is that you'll be sorry for it later! -
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After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I lost...
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5kg lemon and 1kg honey! -
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Kareena Kapoor Khan has been tested positive for
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Pregnancy! -
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The first result of Lockdown is out:
Kareena Kapoor is pregnant! -
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My wife & I have these cute codes that only we understand.
For example, during the dinner with friends, when my wife smiles and says, "Honey, what are you doing?", it's a warning for me to stop whatever the hell I'm doing as it is irritating her!
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