We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. Change your thinking, Change your life! |
Fitness Status: I just yawned and my jaw cramped! |
Your soul already knows what to do. You just need to silence your mind! |
Pro Tip for Men: When your wife is mopping the floor, don't ask her why the lunch is late! |
Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous! |
My wife has answers to all my questions, I don't even have to ask! |
Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! |
My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of July. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go! |
Long ago, I proposed to my wife by asking her to marry me and make me the happiest man in the world. She said she cannot do both at the same time. And I thought it was a joke! |
Wife: There are rumors that there'll be a lockdown again soon. It's better you stock up some alcohol. Husband: Awww, so you really care about me. Wife: No it's for me, I need alcohol to survive another lockdown with you! |