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Upload to Facebook According to my fitness app, I've been dead for 6 weeks! -
Upload to Facebook Corona Virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone.
Difficulty in breathing
Sweating profusely
Weakness
Headache
Stomach ache
And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts! -
Upload to Facebook Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing.
This is a masterstroke by Didi - every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack.
Amazing!
This is going to break the morale of the virus! -
Upload to Facebook Move in silence. Only speak when it's time to say checkmate! -
Upload to Facebook A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.
Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.
Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli! -
Upload to Facebook If you really want to feast on peace, you ought to fast on gossip! -
Upload to Facebook The teacher wrote on the board:
36x+2/3yx+3x (66y+12x)=0
He turned to Nelson and said, "Solve the problem."
Nelson picked the duster cleaned the board and said, "Problem solved!"
In life too Some of our problems require only such solutions.
Dust off and move on! -
Upload to Facebook Today's Weather Forecast:
Heavy showers of blessings, strong winds to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs to put a smile on your face! -
Upload to Facebook When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,
Read through the last 200 messages you've sent to her and find your mistake! -
Upload to Facebook When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.
When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.
When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!
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