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Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
When your wife says `Can I ask you something, honey?`, please note that she has done enough research & already knows the right answer. But she is waiting for you to lie so that she can rip you apart with facts & further questions.
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Upload to Facebook ਸਤਿਗੁਰੁ ਹੋਇ ਦਇਆਲੁ ਤਾ ਹਰਿ ਰੰਗੁ ਮਾਣੀਐ।।
When the true Guru is merciful, you will enjoy the Lord's love!
~ Guru Amar Daas Ji: SGGS Ji: 149 -
Upload to Facebook My exercise routine is very strict...
10 minutes exercise and 5 months rest! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your brain & finally do what your wife tells you to do! -
Upload to Facebook ਮਨਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸੁਖ ਕਿ ਪੁਛਿਹ ਮਿਤ।।
ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤੁ।।
If you make friends with the self-willed Manmukhs,
O friend, who can you ask for peace?
Make friends with the Gurmukhs,
And focus your consciousness on the True Guru! -
Upload to Facebook No matter how educated, talented, rich, or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all. Integrity is everything! -
Upload to Facebook Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you can't get it wrong! -
Upload to Facebook I am at that stage in my marriage where I am immune to my wife's nagging.
I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Tumhein Itna Time Lagta Hai Tayaar Hone Mein? Main 2 Minute Mein Tayaar Ho Gaya Hun.
Wife: Maggi Aur Biryani Mein Farak Hota Hai! -
Upload to Facebook If we continue wearing masks for more than 4-5 years, our future kids will think that mouth is a private part!
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