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Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you! -
Upload to Facebook My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more. Women are difficult to understand! -
Upload to Facebook Napolean was born in Nepal.
His real name was Nepalian.
~ Oli
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Upload to Facebook The reason adults aren't picky eaters is that they buy food that they like to eat! -
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Xi Jinping: Pata Nahi, Abhi Amitabh Bachchan Ko Corona Hua Hai, Indian Media Wahan Busy Hai, Amitabh Sir Theek Ho Jayein Fir Dekhte Hain! -
Upload to Facebook In Congress, you may try to start from scratch but you'd be left scratching! -
Upload to Facebook Top three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Watching Tom & Jerry.
Wife: Aren't you a little old to watch cartoons?
Husband: Aren't you a little old to shop at Forever 21?
Wife: What?
Husband: Sorry, Sorry... Woh Bas Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya! -
Upload to Facebook There is no royal road to success, but after success every road becomes royal.
Best wishes to those who believe in the struggle! -
Upload to Facebook Surprised that Gehlot and Pilot aren't getting along
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They have a LOT in common!
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