Eat - Present Tense Ate - Past Tense Weight - Future Tense! |
Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing! |
My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate! |
The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands! |
The wife told me that I exaggerate all the time. After she said that, I just stood there in shock for like 11 hours! |
Wife: How dare you? You saved my number as COVID-19. Husband: Because you take my breath away! |
Health Tip: Avoid Political WhatsApp Groups! |
Jaya Bachchan is negative but if Rekha tests positive it will be Silsila Part 2! Just a thought! |
There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms. "Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!" #VikasDubeyEncounter |
Top 3 things I gained from 2020: 1. Body weight 2. More body weight 3. Even more body weight |