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  • Eat - Present Tense<br/>
Ate - Past Tense<br/>
Weight - Future Tense!Upload to Facebook
    Eat - Present Tense
    Ate - Past Tense
    Weight - Future Tense!
  • Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing!
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    Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing!
  • My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate!Upload to Facebook
    My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate!
  • The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands!Upload to Facebook
    The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands!
  • The wife told me that I exaggerate all the time.<br/>
After she said that, I just stood there in shock for like 11 hours!Upload to Facebook
    The wife told me that I exaggerate all the time.
    After she said that, I just stood there in shock for like 11 hours!
  • Wife: How dare you? You saved my number as COVID-19.<br/>
Husband: Because you take my breath away!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: How dare you? You saved my number as COVID-19.
    Husband: Because you take my breath away!
  • Health Tip:<br/>
Avoid Political WhatsApp Groups!Upload to Facebook
    Health Tip:
    Avoid Political WhatsApp Groups!
  • Jaya Bachchan is negative but if Rekha tests positive it will be Silsila Part 2!<br/>
Just a thought!Upload to Facebook
    Jaya Bachchan is negative but if Rekha tests positive it will be Silsila Part 2!
    Just a thought!
  • There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms.<br/>
`Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!`<br/>
#VikasDubeyEncounterUpload to Facebook
    There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms.
    "Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!"
    #VikasDubeyEncounter
  • Top 3 things I gained from 2020:<br/><br/>

1. Body weight<br/>
2. More body weight<br/>
3. Even more body weightUpload to Facebook
    Top 3 things I gained from 2020:

    1. Body weight
    2. More body weight
    3. Even more body weight
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